If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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