Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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