Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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