used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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