Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
okay pat passed out under dana's car
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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