hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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