my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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