i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
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thanks so much..im not the stereotype but i definitely acted like one...fuck my life
I don't like it when the sender of the text replies here. Go back to being anonymous.
Hah, i love seeing texts from my area code on here
no one cares what you like a hole
Sounds like a typical night out to me. ;)
you sound like the sterotypical "dumb whore."
Wow, that's what I drink in the party pre-game.
sounds like a fantastic evening.
it wasnt my boyfriend nor do i want him to be..or did i..until the jager and the 50 lap dances and the two make out kisses with the strippers and the penis i touched
4 shots? That's all it takes to get you all loosey goosey? Gotta get some girls like you around here...
jager makes me go crazy on the "boyfriend" as well... but then again... so does vodka...
YOU ARE SO SELF-OBSESSED. STOP REPLYING EMBARRASSINGLY QUICKLY AND GET A LIFE.
my name is alex disney and i like to suck big dicks
it was i love my life
haha 4 shots and 2 vodkas heyyyyyy
Where was this at? lol
you should have seen me honk the bentleys horn with my ass
all the people who said bad night are just jealous hahahaha