it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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