I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Why is this so bad? this could be a person texting their significant other? If so, more power to them both!
In soviet Russia, Jizz eats YOU!!
252...you do realize that there are a shit ton of things that are high in protein that aren't meat right?
Y'all some bitches, if that's what she likes to do then so be, who the fuck are you to juged
@12:25 That made me lol
12:51 is an douche. It's probably an exaggeration. I really doubt cum is actually her (or his) number one food source.
Sounds like allot of angry, lonley guys and girls out there not getting any
Hey fine by me I aprove....u betr be hot tho
Houston, fuck yeaaaaah
haha! Get it! I doubt the op would have posted it had the text been serious. And besides- how is she being a slut? She/he could be blowing their boyfriend multiple times in a day.
That would make you Miley Cirus....
Can't wait till that fine piece of ass turns 18 and puts some nude pics out
That's racist. Freaks are of every race, not just white girls.
I drink it daily and use it as acne cream
good for your skin too if you don't like to swallow
Same here! I could drink gallons of jizz and never get tired of it :)
Why is this bad? Yes, it's gross but this could be a newlywed or someone in a long term relationship. It doesn't make her (or him) a whore because they said this. Now, it's not something I would share with anyone but whatever floats your boat. Or in this case, tickles your pickle.
Who said it was a girl?
Gross slut is gross.
I feel like there is some comment to make about Texans...
Don't judge us all by the slutty ones. There are sluts and whores to be found in every part of the country. As a Texan, I can say if you want a BJ from me you better earn that shit. And I'm not cheap. Something more creative than drinks or reciprocal pleasure. A rock climbing date maybe. That'd be fun.
Sounds like OP is joking with her GF, in that context it is funny!
I'm almost surprised I didn't post this :/
I like the jizz on my asshole, with his cock sliding up against it... Mmmmmmm
Is that you, Joey?
Dude, or chick, get a hepatitis B vaccine pleaseu can get from eating cum. Trust me. I'm on a diet.
LMAo @ 10.11
Rad as. Personally i'm not into a Jizz diet. But I respect that you're servicing your man that often. And everyone else in here calling her a slut. Jealous much? I love how a guy can make a post about some chicks blowing him and shit and then turn around and call 713 a slut. I say stick whatever you like in your mouth.
Haha, reppin the H
You're an embarassment to all Houstonians.
Good protein... So do vegetarians not swallow?
I've felt this way before. Miss those days. Now I'm married. Haven't tasted jizz in years...
Gross:P I'm a first timer recently and I'm VERY young. Parents got pissed cuz I was (sexting) and they found Jizz in my hair from boyfriend who was ALOT older. What does that make me???
Ignorant Jailbait i believe.
It'l it'l getcha CumDrunk
-Samuel L Jackson
Typical Houston area FFLN
Very nice how much?
I think you are working your way to becoming the number 1 whore.
You Fuckin whore I hope u choke on a chode!!!!
What a whore.
Maybe we would never kno till we try it
What's your number haha
Haha! 2:54 got me.
Haha.. Alright when i read this one i HAD to make a weird face
Slut. It's girls like you who give others a bad name.
If you're dissing on these texts, why read them?
- brandon Edwards
It's already mine
Awwww.....white girls are so adorable
Personally If it's one guy...whatever as long as you're in love...but my world is based around the idea of love...love is my only inspiration if not for her I wouldn't, find a reason for tomorrow love fuels the world.
In solviet Russia your kvass is spiked with jizz
This site is getting lame...
Proud to say you live in my area code. this sounds like someone I already know...
Yum yum....... Lol
Wow. Really? Why don't you just move to Amsterdam and exploit yourself there?
Hilarious(:I mean if she is swallowing that much
Jizz , she's a Ho
e..unless she's only
With one guy...I think that's yucky though
Call me some time jk jk. No really. Think about it
No shortage of sodium there
Hooray for real women!!! Stupid bitches that like getting cheated on are grossed out by jizz! Embrace it women it's cumming for ur mouth or your face!!! Ahahaha
And plus this is totally fake. No question there
Yes, because no person in the history of humanity would ever even think about making a joke regarding oral sex, right?
This is just plain fucked up.
Being a slut doesn't make you cool. And it sure as hell doesn't make guys respect you. Take care of yourselves ladies!! Be strong and respect yourselves.
Excuse me, speak for yourself.\nI think it makes girls super cool.\nbut only if they meet my piggish standards.
This is just fucking disgusting
keepin it classy in the HTX
10:57... It probably makes you a soon-to-be-whore with a few soon-to-have-STDS. Have fun!!
Ok now that's just gross
I hope it knots up you're intestines
Seriously everyone she could be exxagerating. Ya it's still gross but stop being so annoying
What a slut
a rock climbing date? bitch you better be pretty
Oh Houston. What have you come to. This is repulsive.
In Soviet Russia Jizz is one of the 4 food group
I hate whores. Not really :) I love em!!
1:46. You're not worth the effort. I'd tell you to open wide, and you would. End of story.
@12:51 It's not the disapproval even that makes you a douche here, it's the part where you desire physical harm to the person for it that makes you a douche.
I'm not going to be judgemental in my comment. Like most of these other people.. But I laughed fir a good 2 minutes at this. Lol
3:00... Ya I do but I was thinking maybe unborn babies might be along the lines of dead animals. Just saying
this site is FAKE. repost!!
You're a big fat phony.
Okay this isn't even close to being funny...it's horribly nasty! Like honestly if you have nothing better to do than sit around all day and blow some guy,you seriously need to get a life and see a therapist....!
Nasty cunt bitch
You're a disgusting cum dumpster.
It's a dude
At 1:22 . Nice to know I'm a douch for not approving of the recent slut trend everyone seems so fond of. I hope you find a very faithful partner someday. Best of luck.