I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Why is this so bad? this could be a person texting their significant other? If so, more power to them both!
In soviet Russia, Jizz eats YOU!!
Y'all some bitches, if that's what she likes to do then so be, who the fuck are you to juged
Who said it was a girl?
12:51 is an douche. It's probably an exaggeration. I really doubt cum is actually her (or his) number one food source.
252...you do realize that there are a shit ton of things that are high in protein that aren't meat right?
haha! Get it! I doubt the op would have posted it had the text been serious. And besides- how is she being a slut? She/he could be blowing their boyfriend multiple times in a day.
Sounds like allot of angry, lonley guys and girls out there not getting any
Hey fine by me I aprove....u betr be hot tho
Houston, fuck yeaaaaah
I drink it daily and use it as acne cream
Same here! I could drink gallons of jizz and never get tired of it :)
Sounds like OP is joking with her GF, in that context it is funny!
That's racist. Freaks are of every race, not just white girls.
Gross slut is gross.
@12:25 That made me lol
I feel like there is some comment to make about Texans...
Don't judge us all by the slutty ones. There are sluts and whores to be found in every part of the country. As a Texan, I can say if you want a BJ from me you better earn that shit. And I'm not cheap. Something more creative than drinks or reciprocal pleasure. A rock climbing date maybe. That'd be fun.
Why is this bad? Yes, it's gross but this could be a newlywed or someone in a long term relationship. It doesn't make her (or him) a whore because they said this. Now, it's not something I would share with anyone but whatever floats your boat. Or in this case, tickles your pickle.
I like the jizz on my asshole, with his cock sliding up against it... Mmmmmmm
Is that you, Joey?
Rad as. Personally i'm not into a Jizz diet. But I respect that you're servicing your man that often. And everyone else in here calling her a slut. Jealous much? I love how a guy can make a post about some chicks blowing him and shit and then turn around and call 713 a slut. I say stick whatever you like in your mouth.
LMAo @ 10.11
Dude, or chick, get a hepatitis B vaccine pleaseu can get from eating cum. Trust me. I'm on a diet.
Gross:P I'm a first timer recently and I'm VERY young. Parents got pissed cuz I was (sexting) and they found Jizz in my hair from boyfriend who was ALOT older. What does that make me???
Ignorant Jailbait i believe.
good for your skin too if you don't like to swallow
Haha, reppin the H
That would make you Miley Cirus....
Can't wait till that fine piece of ass turns 18 and puts some nude pics out
You're an embarassment to all Houstonians.
I've felt this way before. Miss those days. Now I'm married. Haven't tasted jizz in years...
Good protein... So do vegetarians not swallow?
Typical Houston area FFLN
I think you are working your way to becoming the number 1 whore.
Very nice how much?
Maybe we would never kno till we try it
It'l it'l getcha CumDrunk
-Samuel L Jackson
If you're dissing on these texts, why read them?
- brandon Edwards
What's your number haha
Slut. It's girls like you who give others a bad name.
You Fuckin whore I hope u choke on a chode!!!!
This is just fucking disgusting
Haha! 2:54 got me.
Haha.. Alright when i read this one i HAD to make a weird face
I'm almost surprised I didn't post this :/
What a whore.
Personally If it's one guy...whatever as long as you're in love...but my world is based around the idea of love...love is my only inspiration if not for her I wouldn't, find a reason for tomorrow love fuels the world.
In solviet Russia your kvass is spiked with jizz
Proud to say you live in my area code. this sounds like someone I already know...
Seriously everyone she could be exxagerating. Ya it's still gross but stop being so annoying
It's already mine
Yum yum....... Lol
Hooray for real women!!! Stupid bitches that like getting cheated on are grossed out by jizz! Embrace it women it's cumming for ur mouth or your face!!! Ahahaha
Awwww.....white girls are so adorable
Wow. Really? Why don't you just move to Amsterdam and exploit yourself there?
This site is getting lame...
Being a slut doesn't make you cool. And it sure as hell doesn't make guys respect you. Take care of yourselves ladies!! Be strong and respect yourselves.
Excuse me, speak for yourself.\nI think it makes girls super cool.\nbut only if they meet my piggish standards.
Hilarious(:I mean if she is swallowing that much
Jizz , she's a Ho
e..unless she's only
With one guy...I think that's yucky though
No shortage of sodium there
I'm not going to be judgemental in my comment. Like most of these other people.. But I laughed fir a good 2 minutes at this. Lol
And plus this is totally fake. No question there
Yes, because no person in the history of humanity would ever even think about making a joke regarding oral sex, right?
Ok now that's just gross
This is just plain fucked up.
keepin it classy in the HTX
a rock climbing date? bitch you better be pretty
I hope it knots up you're intestines
10:57... It probably makes you a soon-to-be-whore with a few soon-to-have-STDS. Have fun!!
What a slut
Call me some time jk jk. No really. Think about it
Oh Houston. What have you come to. This is repulsive.
I hate whores. Not really :) I love em!!
1:46. You're not worth the effort. I'd tell you to open wide, and you would. End of story.
@12:51 It's not the disapproval even that makes you a douche here, it's the part where you desire physical harm to the person for it that makes you a douche.
In Soviet Russia Jizz is one of the 4 food group
3:00... Ya I do but I was thinking maybe unborn babies might be along the lines of dead animals. Just saying
Nasty cunt bitch
this site is FAKE. repost!!
You're a big fat phony.
Okay this isn't even close to being funny...it's horribly nasty! Like honestly if you have nothing better to do than sit around all day and blow some guy,you seriously need to get a life and see a therapist....!
You're a disgusting cum dumpster.
It's a dude
At 1:22 . Nice to know I'm a douch for not approving of the recent slut trend everyone seems so fond of. I hope you find a very faithful partner someday. Best of luck.