I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Why is this so bad? this could be a person texting their significant other? If so, more power to them both!
Y'all some bitches, if that's what she likes to do then so be, who the fuck are you to juged
252...you do realize that there are a shit ton of things that are high in protein that aren't meat right?
In soviet Russia, Jizz eats YOU!!
@12:25 That made me lol
Houston, fuck yeaaaaah
That would make you Miley Cirus....
Can't wait till that fine piece of ass turns 18 and puts some nude pics out
Sounds like allot of angry, lonley guys and girls out there not getting any
I drink it daily and use it as acne cream
Hey fine by me I aprove....u betr be hot tho
12:51 is an douche. It's probably an exaggeration. I really doubt cum is actually her (or his) number one food source.
Same here! I could drink gallons of jizz and never get tired of it :)
That's racist. Freaks are of every race, not just white girls.
Gross slut is gross.
haha! Get it! I doubt the op would have posted it had the text been serious. And besides- how is she being a slut? She/he could be blowing their boyfriend multiple times in a day.
I'm almost surprised I didn't post this :/
Haha, reppin the H
Is that you, Joey?
I like the jizz on my asshole, with his cock sliding up against it... Mmmmmmm
Dude, or chick, get a hepatitis B vaccine pleaseu can get from eating cum. Trust me. I'm on a diet.
good for your skin too if you don't like to swallow
Why is this bad? Yes, it's gross but this could be a newlywed or someone in a long term relationship. It doesn't make her (or him) a whore because they said this. Now, it's not something I would share with anyone but whatever floats your boat. Or in this case, tickles your pickle.
I feel like there is some comment to make about Texans...
Don't judge us all by the slutty ones. There are sluts and whores to be found in every part of the country. As a Texan, I can say if you want a BJ from me you better earn that shit. And I'm not cheap. Something more creative than drinks or reciprocal pleasure. A rock climbing date maybe. That'd be fun.
Who said it was a girl?
Haha.. Alright when i read this one i HAD to make a weird face
Rad as. Personally i'm not into a Jizz diet. But I respect that you're servicing your man that often. And everyone else in here calling her a slut. Jealous much? I love how a guy can make a post about some chicks blowing him and shit and then turn around and call 713 a slut. I say stick whatever you like in your mouth.
LMAo @ 10.11
Hilarious(:I mean if she is swallowing that much
Jizz , she's a Ho
e..unless she's only
With one guy...I think that's yucky though
Sounds like OP is joking with her GF, in that context it is funny!
You're an embarassment to all Houstonians.
Good protein... So do vegetarians not swallow?
Gross:P I'm a first timer recently and I'm VERY young. Parents got pissed cuz I was (sexting) and they found Jizz in my hair from boyfriend who was ALOT older. What does that make me???
Ignorant Jailbait i believe.
And plus this is totally fake. No question there
Yes, because no person in the history of humanity would ever even think about making a joke regarding oral sex, right?
I've felt this way before. Miss those days. Now I'm married. Haven't tasted jizz in years...
I think you are working your way to becoming the number 1 whore.
It'l it'l getcha CumDrunk
-Samuel L Jackson
Call me some time jk jk. No really. Think about it
What a whore.
Typical Houston area FFLN
Awwww.....white girls are so adorable
Very nice how much?
You Fuckin whore I hope u choke on a chode!!!!
Oh Houston. What have you come to. This is repulsive.
Proud to say you live in my area code. this sounds like someone I already know...
Maybe we would never kno till we try it
What's your number haha
I hope it knots up you're intestines
This is just plain fucked up.
Haha! 2:54 got me.
In Soviet Russia Jizz is one of the 4 food group
This site is getting lame...
Slut. It's girls like you who give others a bad name.
It's already mine
Personally If it's one guy...whatever as long as you're in love...but my world is based around the idea of love...love is my only inspiration if not for her I wouldn't, find a reason for tomorrow love fuels the world.
Wow. Really? Why don't you just move to Amsterdam and exploit yourself there?
Yum yum....... Lol
Hooray for real women!!! Stupid bitches that like getting cheated on are grossed out by jizz! Embrace it women it's cumming for ur mouth or your face!!! Ahahaha
No shortage of sodium there
keepin it classy in the HTX
If you're dissing on these texts, why read them?
- brandon Edwards
In solviet Russia your kvass is spiked with jizz
10:57... It probably makes you a soon-to-be-whore with a few soon-to-have-STDS. Have fun!!
Ok now that's just gross
What a slut
a rock climbing date? bitch you better be pretty
This is just fucking disgusting
Being a slut doesn't make you cool. And it sure as hell doesn't make guys respect you. Take care of yourselves ladies!! Be strong and respect yourselves.
Excuse me, speak for yourself.\nI think it makes girls super cool.\nbut only if they meet my piggish standards.
I'm not going to be judgemental in my comment. Like most of these other people.. But I laughed fir a good 2 minutes at this. Lol
1:46. You're not worth the effort. I'd tell you to open wide, and you would. End of story.
I hate whores. Not really :) I love em!!
@12:51 It's not the disapproval even that makes you a douche here, it's the part where you desire physical harm to the person for it that makes you a douche.
3:00... Ya I do but I was thinking maybe unborn babies might be along the lines of dead animals. Just saying
Seriously everyone she could be exxagerating. Ya it's still gross but stop being so annoying
Nasty cunt bitch
this site is FAKE. repost!!
You're a big fat phony.
Okay this isn't even close to being funny...it's horribly nasty! Like honestly if you have nothing better to do than sit around all day and blow some guy,you seriously need to get a life and see a therapist....!
You're a disgusting cum dumpster.
At 1:22 . Nice to know I'm a douch for not approving of the recent slut trend everyone seems so fond of. I hope you find a very faithful partner someday. Best of luck.
It's a dude