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  • Why is this so bad? this could be a person texting their significant other? If so, more power to them both!

    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 2, 10 at 10:26pm
  • In soviet Russia, Jizz eats YOU!! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:36pm
  • Y'all some bitches, if that's what she likes to do then so be, who the fuck are you to juged

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:12pm
  • Slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:08pm
  • 252...you do realize that there are a shit ton of things that are high in protein that aren't meat right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:00am
  • 12:51 is an douche. It's probably an exaggeration. I really doubt cum is actually her (or his) number one food source.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:22am
  • Sounds like allot of angry, lonley guys and girls out there not getting any

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:18pm
  • Who said it was a girl?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:11pm
  • Hey fine by me I aprove....u betr be hot tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:41am
  • Houston, fuck yeaaaaah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:05pm
  • haha! Get it! I doubt the op would have posted it had the text been serious. And besides- how is she being a slut? She/he could be blowing their boyfriend multiple times in a day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:28pm
  • I drink it daily and use it as acne cream

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:32pm
  • @12:25 That made me lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:59am
  • Same here! I could drink gallons of jizz and never get tired of it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:40am
  • So nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:16am
  • That's racist. Freaks are of every race, not just white girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:49pm
  • @12:25 HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:42am
  • Gross slut is gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:51am
  • 12:33 hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:07am
  • Why is this bad? Yes, it's gross but this could be a newlywed or someone in a long term relationship. It doesn't make her (or him) a whore because they said this. Now, it's not something I would share with anyone but whatever floats your boat. Or in this case, tickles your pickle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:34pm
  • I feel like there is some comment to make about Texans...

    Submitted by alias1977 on Feb 2, 10 at 11:54pm
    • Don't judge us all by the slutty ones. There are sluts and whores to be found in every part of the country. As a Texan, I can say if you want a BJ from me you better earn that shit. And I'm not cheap. Something more creative than drinks or reciprocal pleasure. A rock climbing date maybe. That'd be fun.

      Submitted by Masquerade90 on Feb 3, 10 at 1:46am
  • Sounds like OP is joking with her GF, in that context it is funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:25pm
  • Is that you, Joey?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:25am
  • I like the jizz on my asshole, with his cock sliding up against it... Mmmmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:26pm
  • good for your skin too if you don't like to swallow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:20am
  • That would make you Miley Cirus.... Can't wait till that fine piece of ass turns 18 and puts some nude pics out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:59pm
  • LMAo @ 10.11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:14pm
  • Rad as. Personally i'm not into a Jizz diet. But I respect that you're servicing your man that often. And everyone else in here calling her a slut. Jealous much? I love how a guy can make a post about some chicks blowing him and shit and then turn around and call 713 a slut. I say stick whatever you like in your mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:05pm
  • Dude, or chick, get a hepatitis B vaccine pleaseu can get from eating cum. Trust me. I'm on a diet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:40am
  • Whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:57am
  • Haha, reppin the H

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:43am
  • Gross:P I'm a first timer recently and I'm VERY young. Parents got pissed cuz I was (sexting) and they found Jizz in my hair from boyfriend who was ALOT older. What does that make me???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:57pm
  • You're an embarassment to all Houstonians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:13pm
  • I've felt this way before. Miss those days. Now I'm married. Haven't tasted jizz in years...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:39am
  • Good protein... So do vegetarians not swallow?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:52am
  • I'm almost surprised I didn't post this :/

    Submitted by erinxamazing on Jul 14, 10 at 10:55pm
  • It'l it'l getcha CumDrunk -Samuel L Jackson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:07pm
  • You Fuckin whore I hope u choke on a chode!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:30am
  • Typical Houston area FFLN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:13pm
  • Very nice how much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:33am
  • I think you are working your way to becoming the number 1 whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:40pm
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:52am
  • What a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:54am
  • Maybe we would never kno till we try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:24am
  • Nasty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:02pm
  • What's your number haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:34pm
  • Haha! 2:54 got me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:30am
  • Haha.. Alright when i read this one i HAD to make a weird face

    Submitted by Dredd on Feb 2, 10 at 11:24pm
  • Skank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:09pm
  • If you're dissing on these texts, why read them? - brandon Edwards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:19pm
  • Slut. It's girls like you who give others a bad name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:05pm
  • This is just fucking disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:15am
  • Sluttttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:23am
  • Awwww.....white girls are so adorable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:07pm
  • It's already mine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:04am
  • Personally If it's one guy...whatever as long as you're in love...but my world is based around the idea of love...love is my only inspiration if not for her I wouldn't, find a reason for tomorrow love fuels the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:21am
  • um.\n\\barfbrainsout

    Submitted by Dicknose123 on Feb 3, 10 at 12:45am
  • Whore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:37pm
  • Yum yum....... Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:42am
  • In solviet Russia your kvass is spiked with jizz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:53am
  • This site is getting lame...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:50pm
  • Proud to say you live in my area code. this sounds like someone I already know...

    Submitted by Hatersgonnahate on Apr 7, 10 at 5:58am
  • U slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:31pm
  • Hilarious(:I mean if she is swallowing that much Jizz , she's a Ho e..unless she's only With one guy...I think that's yucky though Personally (;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:14am
  • Wow. Really? Why don't you just move to Amsterdam and exploit yourself there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:22pm
  • Being a slut doesn't make you cool. And it sure as hell doesn't make guys respect you. Take care of yourselves ladies!! Be strong and respect yourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:16pm
    • Excuse me, speak for yourself.\nI think it makes girls super cool.\nbut only if they meet my piggish standards.

      Submitted by Dicknose123 on Feb 3, 10 at 12:44am
  • No shortage of sodium there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:38pm
  • Call me some time jk jk. No really. Think about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:01pm
  • Hooray for real women!!! Stupid bitches that like getting cheated on are grossed out by jizz! Embrace it women it's cumming for ur mouth or your face!!! Ahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:12am
  • This is just plain fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:36pm
  • And plus this is totally fake. No question there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:13pm
    • Yes, because no person in the history of humanity would ever even think about making a joke regarding oral sex, right?

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 3, 10 at 10:48pm
  • keepin it classy in the HTX

    Submitted by jeffreyjiraffe on Feb 2, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Seriously everyone she could be exxagerating. Ya it's still gross but stop being so annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Ok now that's just gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:08pm
  • I'm not going to be judgemental in my comment. Like most of these other people.. But I laughed fir a good 2 minutes at this. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:19am
  • 10:57... It probably makes you a soon-to-be-whore with a few soon-to-have-STDS. Have fun!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:00pm
  • I hope it knots up you're intestines

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:51am
  • What a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:06pm
  • a rock climbing date? bitch you better be pretty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:54am
  • Oh Houston. What have you come to. This is repulsive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:27am
  • In Soviet Russia Jizz is one of the 4 food group

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:36am
  • @12:51 It's not the disapproval even that makes you a douche here, it's the part where you desire physical harm to the person for it that makes you a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:05am
  • 1:46. You're not worth the effort. I'd tell you to open wide, and you would. End of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:48pm
  • I hate whores. Not really :) I love em!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:06pm
  • Mmm tasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:37am
  • 3:00... Ya I do but I was thinking maybe unborn babies might be along the lines of dead animals. Just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:13am
  • 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:19am
  • this site is FAKE. repost!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:54pm
  • Okay this isn't even close to being funny...it's horribly nasty! Like honestly if you have nothing better to do than sit around all day and blow some guy,you seriously need to get a life and see a therapist....!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:12pm
  • Nasty cunt bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:06pm
  • You're a disgusting cum dumpster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:15pm
  • It's a dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:13pm
  • At 1:22 . Nice to know I'm a douch for not approving of the recent slut trend everyone seems so fond of. I hope you find a very faithful partner someday. Best of luck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:16am