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  • Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 2, 10 at 10:26pm

    Why is this so bad? this could be a person texting their significant other? If so, more power to them both!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:36pm

    In soviet Russia, Jizz eats YOU!! 

  • 91 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:11pm

    Who said it was a girl?

  • 71 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:00am

    252...you do realize that there are a shit ton of things that are high in protein that aren't meat right?

  • 81 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:32pm

    I drink it daily and use it as acne cream

  • 78 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:18pm

    Sounds like allot of angry, lonley guys and girls out there not getting any

  • 82 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:40am

    Same here! I could drink gallons of jizz and never get tired of it :)

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:12pm

    Y'all some bitches, if that's what she likes to do then so be, who the fuck are you to juged

  • 74 58
    Submitted by alias1977 on Feb 2, 10 at 11:54pm

    I feel like there is some comment to make about Texans...

    • 34 70
      Submitted by Masquerade90 on Feb 3, 10 at 1:46am

      Don't judge us all by the slutty ones. There are sluts and whores to be found in every part of the country. As a Texan, I can say if you want a BJ from me you better earn that shit. And I'm not cheap. Something more creative than drinks or reciprocal pleasure. A rock climbing date maybe. That'd be fun.

  • 75 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:28pm

    haha! Get it! I doubt the op would have posted it had the text been serious. And besides- how is she being a slut? She/he could be blowing their boyfriend multiple times in a day.

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:41am

    Hey fine by me I aprove....u betr be hot tho

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:05pm

    Rad as. Personally i'm not into a Jizz diet. But I respect that you're servicing your man that often. And everyone else in here calling her a slut. Jealous much? I love how a guy can make a post about some chicks blowing him and shit and then turn around and call 713 a slut. I say stick whatever you like in your mouth.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:25pm

    Sounds like OP is joking with her GF, in that context it is funny!

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:07am

    12:33 hahahahaha

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:20am

    good for your skin too if you don't like to swallow

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:52am

    Good protein... So do vegetarians not swallow?

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:16am

    So nasty

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:57pm

    Gross:P I'm a first timer recently and I'm VERY young. Parents got pissed cuz I was (sexting) and they found Jizz in my hair from boyfriend who was ALOT older. What does that make me???

    • 53 51
      Submitted by Dicknose123 on Feb 3, 10 at 12:43am

      Ignorant Jailbait i believe.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:19pm

    If you're dissing on these texts, why read them? - brandon Edwards

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:34pm

    What's your number haha

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:49pm

    That's racist. Freaks are of every race, not just white girls.

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:15am

    This is just fucking disgusting

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:22am

    12:51 is an douche. It's probably an exaggeration. I really doubt cum is actually her (or his) number one food source.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:08pm

    Slut

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:07pm

    It'l it'l getcha CumDrunk -Samuel L Jackson

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:37pm

    Whore...

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:39am

    I've felt this way before. Miss those days. Now I'm married. Haven't tasted jizz in years...

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:26pm

    I like the jizz on my asshole, with his cock sliding up against it... Mmmmmmm

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:25am

    Is that you, Joey?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:16pm

    Being a slut doesn't make you cool. And it sure as hell doesn't make guys respect you. Take care of yourselves ladies!! Be strong and respect yourselves.

    • 34 81
      Submitted by Dicknose123 on Feb 3, 10 at 12:44am

      Excuse me, speak for yourself.\nI think it makes girls super cool.\nbut only if they meet my piggish standards.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:14pm

    LMAo @ 10.11

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:21pm

    Seriously everyone she could be exxagerating. Ya it's still gross but stop being so annoying

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:13pm

    You're an embarassment to all Houstonians.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:07pm

    Awwww.....white girls are so adorable

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:51am

    Gross slut is gross.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:24am

    Maybe we would never kno till we try it

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:05pm

    Houston, fuck yeaaaaah

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:37am

    Mmm tasty.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:54am

    What a whore.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:33am

    Very nice how much?

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:34pm

    Why is this bad? Yes, it's gross but this could be a newlywed or someone in a long term relationship. It doesn't make her (or him) a whore because they said this. Now, it's not something I would share with anyone but whatever floats your boat. Or in this case, tickles your pickle.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:30am

    You Fuckin whore I hope u choke on a chode!!!!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:12am

    Hooray for real women!!! Stupid bitches that like getting cheated on are grossed out by jizz! Embrace it women it's cumming for ur mouth or your face!!! Ahahaha

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:52am

    Fake

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:30am

    Haha! 2:54 got me.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by jeffreyjiraffe on Feb 2, 10 at 11:53pm

    keepin it classy in the HTX

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:59am

    @12:25 That made me lol

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:00pm

    10:57... It probably makes you a soon-to-be-whore with a few soon-to-have-STDS. Have fun!!

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:14am

    Hilarious(:I mean if she is swallowing that much Jizz , she's a Ho e..unless she's only With one guy...I think that's yucky though Personally (;

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:53am

    In solviet Russia your kvass is spiked with jizz

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:19am

    I'm not going to be judgemental in my comment. Like most of these other people.. But I laughed fir a good 2 minutes at this. Lol

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:13pm

    Typical Houston area FFLN

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:43am

    Haha, reppin the H

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:50pm

    This site is getting lame...

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:19am

    

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:22pm

    Wow. Really? Why don't you just move to Amsterdam and exploit yourself there?

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:05pm

    Slut. It's girls like you who give others a bad name.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:05am

    @12:51 It's not the disapproval even that makes you a douche here, it's the part where you desire physical harm to the person for it that makes you a douche.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:54am

    a rock climbing date? bitch you better be pretty

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:02pm

    Nasty!

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:42am

    @12:25 HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Dredd on Feb 2, 10 at 11:24pm

    Haha.. Alright when i read this one i HAD to make a weird face

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:13pm

    And plus this is totally fake. No question there

    • 50 68
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 3, 10 at 10:48pm

      Yes, because no person in the history of humanity would ever even think about making a joke regarding oral sex, right?

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:59pm

    That would make you Miley Cirus.... Can't wait till that fine piece of ass turns 18 and puts some nude pics out

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:06pm

    What a slut

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:57am

    Whore

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:54pm

    this site is FAKE. repost!!

    • 34 79
      Submitted by jonathan171 on Feb 3, 10 at 11:39pm

      You're a big fat phony.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:40am

    Dude, or chick, get a hepatitis B vaccine pleaseu can get from eating cum. Trust me. I'm on a diet.

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Hatersgonnahate on Apr 7, 10 at 5:58am

    Proud to say you live in my area code. this sounds like someone I already know...

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:04am

    It's already mine

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:42am

    Yum yum....... Lol

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:36pm

    This is just plain fucked up.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:31pm

    U slut

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:13am

    3:00... Ya I do but I was thinking maybe unborn babies might be along the lines of dead animals. Just saying

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:38pm

    No shortage of sodium there

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:08pm

    Ok now that's just gross

  • 34 57
    Submitted by erinxamazing on Jul 14, 10 at 10:55pm

    I'm almost surprised I didn't post this :/

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:40pm

    I think you are working your way to becoming the number 1 whore.

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Dicknose123 on Feb 3, 10 at 12:45am

    um.\n\\barfbrainsout

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:36am

    In Soviet Russia Jizz is one of the 4 food group

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:27am

    Oh Houston. What have you come to. This is repulsive.

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:09pm

    Skank

  • 44 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:51am

    I hope it knots up you're intestines

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:01pm

    Call me some time jk jk. No really. Think about it

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:06pm

    I hate whores. Not really :) I love em!!

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:21am

    Personally If it's one guy...whatever as long as you're in love...but my world is based around the idea of love...love is my only inspiration if not for her I wouldn't, find a reason for tomorrow love fuels the world.

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:16am

    At 1:22 . Nice to know I'm a douch for not approving of the recent slut trend everyone seems so fond of. I hope you find a very faithful partner someday. Best of luck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:06pm

    Nasty cunt bitch

  • 40 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:23am

    Sluttttt

  • 35 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:48pm

    1:46. You're not worth the effort. I'd tell you to open wide, and you would. End of story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:15pm

    You're a disgusting cum dumpster.

  • 43 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:12pm

    Okay this isn't even close to being funny...it's horribly nasty! Like honestly if you have nothing better to do than sit around all day and blow some guy,you seriously need to get a life and see a therapist....!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:13pm

    It's a dude