do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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