Barsexuality is the new black.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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