they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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