How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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