You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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