I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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