You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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I hope the contraceptives work because you definitely do not need to breed
Sequined UGGS? Are you 12?
I would rather not live then and continue to be a responsible drunk adult on normal birth control.
Dirty Pirate hooker
She is just looking for her Captain Clitbeard
I was gonna comment on the lameness of this OP, but you guys summed it up pretty well already.
Only thing better would have been if you had puked in them. Either way throw them out and buy some adult shoes.
Only a vajazzled pussy could redeem a shit show this bad
When you make a conscious choice to wear Uggs, you deserve every bad thing that ever happens to you for the rest of your life. Please talk to your doctor about surgical or chemical sterilization.