Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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