Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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