Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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