Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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