We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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