if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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