You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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