Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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