Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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