question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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