This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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