In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i need some magic done to my vagina
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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