But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My nipple is on Facebook.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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