he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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