Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My breath smells like gin and sadness
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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