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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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