Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Dad will be so proud, Best Prostitute in the tri-state area in only 2 weeks!
I suggest you contact your company's Employee Assistance Program, if there is one, and get some substance abuse help while you still have a job and health insurance. Showing up sleep-deprived and/or a touch hung over is one thing, but if you're under the influence at work, you have a problem.
Don't show up to work on anything. Eventually, you are going to lose your job. Hope you weren't driving.
McDonald's must be hard up...
super bad at grammar. lucky for you everything sounds like vowels with a dick in your mouth, I hear another pay raise!
Setting aside @quagmire_69 's abhorrent grammar, I love this. Except my nose is too perfect to ever risk doing blow, but if that's a risk you're willing to take, I give it a thumbs up.
So now you're manager of the massage parlor?
...Keep up n u will fuck u r boss,get demoted,get a kid n ..,. Quit while u still ahead...
@getoffmylawn Why are you on this app? To make PSA's? If you can take a dick surely you can take a joke