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  • Dad will be so proud, Best Prostitute in the tri-state area in only 2 weeks!

    Submitted by hwrecker on Jan 31, 13 at 1:53pm
  • I suggest you contact your company's Employee Assistance Program, if there is one, and get some substance abuse help while you still have a job and health insurance. Showing up sleep-deprived and/or a touch hung over is one thing, but if you're under the influence at work, you have a problem.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 31, 13 at 6:36pm
  • Don't show up to work on anything. Eventually, you are going to lose your job. Hope you weren't driving.

    Submitted by Axel5238 on Jan 31, 13 at 4:30pm
  • McDonald's must be hard up...

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jan 31, 13 at 8:39pm
  • super bad at grammar. lucky for you everything sounds like vowels with a dick in your mouth, I hear another pay raise!

    Submitted by Madcritter on Feb 1, 13 at 12:35am
  • Setting aside @quagmire_69 's abhorrent grammar, I love this. Except my nose is too perfect to ever risk doing blow, but if that's a risk you're willing to take, I give it a thumbs up.

    Submitted by AnnonWyo on Jan 31, 13 at 3:40pm
  • So now you're manager of the massage parlor?

    Submitted by budman999 on Feb 1, 13 at 7:54pm
  • ...Keep up n u will fuck u r boss,get demoted,get a kid n ..,. Quit while u still ahead...

    Submitted by quagmire_69 on Jan 31, 13 at 1:49pm
  • @getoffmylawn Why are you on this app? To make PSA's? If you can take a dick surely you can take a joke

    Submitted by thefon on May 20, 17 at 9:07am