I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
The ass gains better be worth it
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