i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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And u believe that?...yes bc she's afraid of semen
"I was thinking about getting my bartenders license"
"Suck my dick."
"No thank you"
You're the bitch from the hangover!!!
You know, I was thinking about getting my bartender's license...
Dude, you can get phone service on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, it's called satellite uplinks, you just pay dearly on your cell phone bill when you get it.
Fuck your bible shit
great idea. alcohol on a cruise is damn expensive!
Bellhop. AND he didn't even cum inside her
you're a gigantic whore
10:51 LMFAO that's trueeee
Yes I would know because she's grossed out by seman
That only makes you a controlling bitch that will never get married. & you are also probably disgusted by semen.
And if you must know, he didn't even cum inside her.
"how do you know that?". "because she is grossed out by cum"
Made my day bhahahaha awesome
I'm gonna go to school for bartending soon
if your were pretty you wouldnt have had to fuck him and still would have gotten free drinks
That depends on how big his crew discount is!
Naw I'd do the same and um I agree 11:46 haha
Wowww. Hangover much?
No, this didn't happen in The Hangover. Also, that movie wasn't just played on tv or anything, or recently released on DVD.
Yeah well you should tell that to rainman because he practically bankrupt a casino and he was a re-tard.
You should hang out with the wife from the hangover.
Way to steal from the hangover
stole it from the hangover
So you recently watched the hangover?
To bad ur sitting in mommy and daddies basement making this shit up loser.
Okay Melissa from the hangover.
And if you must know, he didn't even cum inside her...
Just a smidge. Get some self respect.......and an AIDS test.
Ummm the bartender doesn't work for 4 days straight! She fucked him on Tuesday of a 7 night cruise. Them she frank free Wednesday thru Sunday or something. And drinks r not free u dumbass.. It's called your credit card that they take ahead of time!
You got sex and booze, all in one. I'd call that a good night.
Phone service on a cruise?
Bullshit nobody texts on cruise when texts cost 50 cents each and fuck for free beer.
The Hangover wants it's joke back, babe
9:02 thats what i was thinking too! hahahaha
Hahahaha that's what I was thinking
someone was watching The Hangover before texting this lol
Lol definitely fake... Gotta love The Hangover though
I've been on 6 cruises and alcohol is def not free you idiot.
you know you don't get phone service in the middle of the ocean.
That from the hangover...if your going to be funny at least make it your own....
yeah this is totally fake. even if they didnt take if from the hangover, the bartender wouldnt be able to stop bartending, go fuck you, and then go back to bartending. and yeah, probably no phone service either. i wish there was a way that all of these could be proven real before posted!!! grr. oh and btw, SHUT THE FUCK UP SOVIET RUSSIA! =)
I thought he was a pilot!
First of all, he was a bartender, and she was wasted. And if you must know, he didn't even come inside her!
Alcohol is free on cruises, ho. You just wanted another notch in your belt, cunt-bitch!
It's so cool that you take shit from movies and try to post it on TFLN like you did it. that's what i do in my spare time
Major fail cuz pretty much everybody has seen this movie
An interesting question. And, the answer depends on whether the bartender is a man or a woman, how many drinks were involved, how long the cruise was, and, of course, whether the writer is a man or a woman.
The possibilities abound.
even bad sex is good sex, and free drinks on a cruise. great descision
As long as he was hot, or like had a really hot body and a normal amount of self esteem and was decent in bed, it's ok
i worked on cruise ships for 5 years. Alcohol is not free on cruises. but he would not have been able to give her very many free drinks, maybe 1 or 2 but more than that and it would have been noticed and he would have got in trouble, probably fired. bartenders on cruises make all their money from sales and mandatory tips. and when the ships is in port you have reception, if the ship was in port the next day she could have sent the text.
11:08 has obviously never seen the hangover.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
Hahahaha so thought hangover as soon as I read that!!!
Well did you at least get a lot
isn't alcohol an cruises free?