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  • You're the bitch from the hangover!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:02am
  • And u believe that?...yes bc she's afraid of semen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:59pm
  • "I was thinking about getting my bartenders license" "Suck my dick." "No thank you"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:04pm
  • You know, I was thinking about getting my bartender's license...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:10am
  • you're a gigantic whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 6:22pm
  • Yes I would know because she's grossed out by seman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:03pm
  • great idea. alcohol on a cruise is damn expensive!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:13pm
  • Fuck your bible shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:46am
  • Dude, you can get phone service on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, it's called satellite uplinks, you just pay dearly on your cell phone bill when you get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 6:02pm
  • "how do you know that?". "because she is grossed out by cum"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:23am
  • if your were pretty you wouldnt have had to fuck him and still would have gotten free drinks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:14pm
  • Made my day bhahahaha awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:10pm
  • And if you must know, he didn't even cum inside her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:56am
  • So you recently watched the hangover?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:57pm
  • Bellhop. AND he didn't even cum inside her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:20pm
  • That depends on how big his crew discount is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:39pm
  • That only makes you a controlling bitch that will never get married. & you are also probably disgusted by semen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:10am
  • Naw I'd do the same and um I agree 11:46 haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:51am
  • I'm gonna go to school for bartending soon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:17pm
  • Yeah well you should tell that to rainman because he practically bankrupt a casino and he was a re-tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:26am
  • Ummm the bartender doesn't work for 4 days straight! She fucked him on Tuesday of a 7 night cruise. Them she frank free Wednesday thru Sunday or something. And drinks r not free u dumbass.. It's called your credit card that they take ahead of time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:18am
  • stole it from the hangover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:10am
  • Just a smidge. Get some self respect.......and an AIDS test.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:19pm
  • No, this didn't happen in The Hangover. Also, that movie wasn't just played on tv or anything, or recently released on DVD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:32am
  • The Hangover wants it's joke back, babe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:54pm
  • And if you must know, he didn't even cum inside her...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:15pm
  • Wowww. Hangover much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:41pm
  • I thought he was a pilot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:37pm
  • you know you don't get phone service in the middle of the ocean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:51am
  • Hahahaha that's what I was thinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:04am
  • That from the hangover...if your going to be funny at least make it your own....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:30am
  • i worked on cruise ships for 5 years. Alcohol is not free on cruises. but he would not have been able to give her very many free drinks, maybe 1 or 2 but more than that and it would have been noticed and he would have got in trouble, probably fired. bartenders on cruises make all their money from sales and mandatory tips. and when the ships is in port you have reception, if the ship was in port the next day she could have sent the text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:46pm
  • You got sex and booze, all in one. I'd call that a good night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:18pm
  • someone was watching The Hangover before texting this lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:33pm
  • Phone service on a cruise?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:15am
  • To bad ur sitting in mommy and daddies basement making this shit up loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:23pm
  • 9:02 thats what i was thinking too! hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:00pm
  • Bullshit nobody texts on cruise when texts cost 50 cents each and fuck for free beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 2:06pm
  • Okay Melissa from the hangover.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:01am
  • yeah this is totally fake. even if they didnt take if from the hangover, the bartender wouldnt be able to stop bartending, go fuck you, and then go back to bartending. and yeah, probably no phone service either. i wish there was a way that all of these could be proven real before posted!!! grr. oh and btw, SHUT THE FUCK UP SOVIET RUSSIA! =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:08pm
  • I've been on 6 cruises and alcohol is def not free you idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:00am
  • Major fail cuz pretty much everybody has seen this movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:47am
  • As long as he was hot, or like had a really hot body and a normal amount of self esteem and was decent in bed, it's ok

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 6:24pm
  • You should hang out with the wife from the hangover.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:35am
  • Lol definitely fake... Gotta love The Hangover though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:43pm
  • even bad sex is good sex, and free drinks on a cruise. great descision

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:33am
  • It's so cool that you take shit from movies and try to post it on TFLN like you did it. that's what i do in my spare time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:22pm
  • 10:51 LMFAO that's trueeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:54am
  • An interesting question. And, the answer depends on whether the bartender is a man or a woman, how many drinks were involved, how long the cruise was, and, of course, whether the writer is a man or a woman. The possibilities abound.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:16pm
  • Alcohol is free on cruises, ho. You just wanted another notch in your belt, cunt-bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:56am
  • First of all, he was a bartender, and she was wasted. And if you must know, he didn't even come inside her!

    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 15, 10 at 2:20pm
  • isn't alcohol an cruises free?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 9:56am
  • Well did you at least get a lot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:50am
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:39am
  • Way to steal from the hangover

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:46am
  • 11:08 has obviously never seen the hangover.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 12:02pm
  • Hahahaha so thought hangover as soon as I read that!!!

    Submitted by deadpool91 on Dec 26, 10 at 12:57pm