i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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And u believe that?...yes bc she's afraid of semen
"I was thinking about getting my bartenders license"
"Suck my dick."
"No thank you"
You're the bitch from the hangover!!!
you're a gigantic whore
You know, I was thinking about getting my bartender's license...
Yes I would know because she's grossed out by seman
great idea. alcohol on a cruise is damn expensive!
Fuck your bible shit
Dude, you can get phone service on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, it's called satellite uplinks, you just pay dearly on your cell phone bill when you get it.
"how do you know that?". "because she is grossed out by cum"
if your were pretty you wouldnt have had to fuck him and still would have gotten free drinks
Made my day bhahahaha awesome
And if you must know, he didn't even cum inside her.
So you recently watched the hangover?
Bellhop. AND he didn't even cum inside her
That only makes you a controlling bitch that will never get married. & you are also probably disgusted by semen.
That depends on how big his crew discount is!
Naw I'd do the same and um I agree 11:46 haha
I'm gonna go to school for bartending soon
Yeah well you should tell that to rainman because he practically bankrupt a casino and he was a re-tard.
Ummm the bartender doesn't work for 4 days straight! She fucked him on Tuesday of a 7 night cruise. Them she frank free Wednesday thru Sunday or something. And drinks r not free u dumbass.. It's called your credit card that they take ahead of time!
Just a smidge. Get some self respect.......and an AIDS test.
stole it from the hangover
And if you must know, he didn't even cum inside her...
The Hangover wants it's joke back, babe
No, this didn't happen in The Hangover. Also, that movie wasn't just played on tv or anything, or recently released on DVD.
you know you don't get phone service in the middle of the ocean.
Wowww. Hangover much?
I thought he was a pilot!
Hahahaha that's what I was thinking
That from the hangover...if your going to be funny at least make it your own....
You got sex and booze, all in one. I'd call that a good night.
To bad ur sitting in mommy and daddies basement making this shit up loser.
Phone service on a cruise?
Bullshit nobody texts on cruise when texts cost 50 cents each and fuck for free beer.
Okay Melissa from the hangover.
yeah this is totally fake. even if they didnt take if from the hangover, the bartender wouldnt be able to stop bartending, go fuck you, and then go back to bartending. and yeah, probably no phone service either. i wish there was a way that all of these could be proven real before posted!!! grr. oh and btw, SHUT THE FUCK UP SOVIET RUSSIA! =)
someone was watching The Hangover before texting this lol
i worked on cruise ships for 5 years. Alcohol is not free on cruises. but he would not have been able to give her very many free drinks, maybe 1 or 2 but more than that and it would have been noticed and he would have got in trouble, probably fired. bartenders on cruises make all their money from sales and mandatory tips. and when the ships is in port you have reception, if the ship was in port the next day she could have sent the text.
9:02 thats what i was thinking too! hahahaha
You should hang out with the wife from the hangover.
I've been on 6 cruises and alcohol is def not free you idiot.
Lol definitely fake... Gotta love The Hangover though
As long as he was hot, or like had a really hot body and a normal amount of self esteem and was decent in bed, it's ok
10:51 LMFAO that's trueeee
Major fail cuz pretty much everybody has seen this movie
even bad sex is good sex, and free drinks on a cruise. great descision
It's so cool that you take shit from movies and try to post it on TFLN like you did it. that's what i do in my spare time
Alcohol is free on cruises, ho. You just wanted another notch in your belt, cunt-bitch!
An interesting question. And, the answer depends on whether the bartender is a man or a woman, how many drinks were involved, how long the cruise was, and, of course, whether the writer is a man or a woman.
The possibilities abound.
First of all, he was a bartender, and she was wasted. And if you must know, he didn't even come inside her!
isn't alcohol an cruises free?
Well did you at least get a lot
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
Way to steal from the hangover
11:08 has obviously never seen the hangover.
Hahahaha so thought hangover as soon as I read that!!!