I told you penises don't tan
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It's just molting, like a snake. It should come out larger.
Birds and people molt. Snakes shed. Right?
No I'm sorry, but snakes molt.
20 bucks it was a guido?
Hook up with the chic with the burnt clit!
It will soon emerge a beautiful new butterfly.
It would suck even worse if he ended up with cancer there and had to cut it off
NEVER, I MEAN NEVER, STICK YOUR COCK IN THE OVEN.
Yes, they do. I know because I've seen one, and not because I intended to. Let's just say there's one guy in Florida who can expect to get skin cancer on his dick.
What the f***
Dumbass. When she said she wanted black cock it means she wants to get railed by the basketball team. Not some bro who goes tanning.
This is false. My dick tans.
Lmao @stepp11!!!! Classic.
Lol @ 3;48
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Shedding like a snake? Har har harr.
Gross. Grosser than gross.
shedding? more like flaking..
At least it wassnt molting
Or a bad case of herpes
Glazed, you make me want to throw up all over you.
Lmao. Extra dirty skin.
Ow ow ow! :/
I know what this means, but that is wrong, my penis is tan from tanning for months
Any chance you tan nude in Clearwater? If so, congrats on no tan lines.
Hahaha it's a shedding snake
lmao!!! it just sounded so cute and naive~ aww, it"ll be ok
A bad case of genital dandruff..
Well if you're smooth about it you can bang a girl and afterwards take off the "condom" that's you had mysteriously put on without her noticing.
First! But also 0_o that must hurt. See you can make an actual comment and still say first
You're still a d-bag.
Working, tired, and sore, I had to walk about 2 hours, to get gas, my bfs car were stuck in from of my job, and wouldn't start... Ughhhh
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