I told you penises don't tan
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It's just molting, like a snake. It should come out larger.
Birds and people molt. Snakes shed. Right?
No I'm sorry, but snakes molt.
20 bucks it was a guido?
Hook up with the chic with the burnt clit!
It will soon emerge a beautiful new butterfly.
It would suck even worse if he ended up with cancer there and had to cut it off
Yes, they do. I know because I've seen one, and not because I intended to. Let's just say there's one guy in Florida who can expect to get skin cancer on his dick.
NEVER, I MEAN NEVER, STICK YOUR COCK IN THE OVEN.
What the f***
Dumbass. When she said she wanted black cock it means she wants to get railed by the basketball team. Not some bro who goes tanning.
Lmao @stepp11!!!! Classic.
This is false. My dick tans.
Lol @ 3;48
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shedding? more like flaking..
Gross. Grosser than gross.
Shedding like a snake? Har har harr.
Or a bad case of herpes
At least it wassnt molting
Glazed, you make me want to throw up all over you.
Lmao. Extra dirty skin.
Ow ow ow! :/
lmao!!! it just sounded so cute and naive~ aww, it"ll be ok
Hahaha it's a shedding snake
I know what this means, but that is wrong, my penis is tan from tanning for months
Any chance you tan nude in Clearwater? If so, congrats on no tan lines.
A bad case of genital dandruff..
Well if you're smooth about it you can bang a girl and afterwards take off the "condom" that's you had mysteriously put on without her noticing.
First! But also 0_o that must hurt. See you can make an actual comment and still say first
You're still a d-bag.
Working, tired, and sore, I had to walk about 2 hours, to get gas, my bfs car were stuck in from of my job, and wouldn't start... Ughhhh
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