she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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