I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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