I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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