what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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