how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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