I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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