Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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