Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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