bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Let's get the cat blown out
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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