Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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