it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.