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  the bitch is dead man

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  YOUR DOG DIED?

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  no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.

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• (408): View more from California

  you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face

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  just woke up in my neighbors garage.

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  scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.

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• (845): View more from New York

  We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.

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