Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good http://tfl.nu/r9g3
  Replies (5) Good night (1461) Bad night (502)
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her http://tfl.nu/p4cv
  Replies (22) Good night (751) Bad night (2126)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!" http://tfl.nu/ih8w
  Replies (24) Good night (4134) Bad night (700)
• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option. http://tfl.nu/dknj
  Replies (22) Good night (6336) Bad night (1128)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works http://tfl.nu/o828
  Replies (11) Good night (4395) Bad night (1758)
• Favorite

  (434): View more from Virginia

  She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (434): She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4 http://tfl.nu/9o7z
  Replies (45) Good night (2122) Bad night (6779)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general. http://tfl.nu/8yi1
  Replies (9) Good night (4884) Bad night (1049)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation http://tfl.nu/vlgs
  Replies (12) Good night (1163) Bad night (2613)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away... http://tfl.nu/zf28
  Replies (10) Good night (3067) Bad night (908)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad. http://tfl.nu/fabc
  Replies (7) Good night (1454) Bad night (2294)
• Favorite

  (+64): View more from New Zealand

  I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+64): I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom.. http://tfl.nu/wie2
  Replies (6) Good night (1249) Bad night (590)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.

  (443): View more from Maryland

  YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed. (443): YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT? http://tfl.nu/cgqa
  Replies (14) Good night (4232) Bad night (678)
• Favorite

  (801): View more from Utah

  Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?

  (309): View more from Illinois

  No idea. And yes be here at 4

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (801): Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding? (309): No idea. And yes be here at 4 http://tfl.nu/o72l
  Replies (10) Good night (2112) Bad night (562)
• Favorite

  (606): View more from Kentucky

  Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (606): Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any http://tfl.nu/tvgl
  Replies (3) Good night (956) Bad night (475)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore http://tfl.nu/4txe
  Replies (3) Good night (606) Bad night (215)

Randomize