I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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