I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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Was the OP at dinner with you and you were texting him from across the table? Also, it's only a turn-on if you a. take your top off to retrieve it or b. let me eat it off your boobies.
I vote for b.
Eating macaroni out of cleveage..... Yes. This is a turn-on
You should find more appealing actions to turn your man on.
"For the sake of our future." What does that even mean?
Yeah. That sounds a little hard..
Was it the FIRST time you did it?
I'm assuming this is related to http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-23561.html
Was said macaroni "easy mac" or "extra cheesy"?
That is actually huge turn on for me.
@ TheHedgeHog my thoughts exactly. I imagined her texting the person she's sitting across the table from
Dump that stupid bitch. Then post pics of her marvelous cleavage. Do it now!