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  • Was the OP at dinner with you and you were texting him from across the table? Also, it's only a turn-on if you a. take your top off to retrieve it or b. let me eat it off your boobies.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 26, 10 at 6:27pm
  • Eating macaroni out of cleveage..... Yes. This is a turn-on

    Submitted by bigpapajake on Dec 26, 10 at 6:30pm
  • You should find more appealing actions to turn your man on.

    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Dec 27, 10 at 12:25am
  • "For the sake of our future." What does that even mean?

    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 27, 10 at 12:59am
  • Was it the FIRST time you did it?

    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 26, 10 at 4:06pm
  • I'm assuming this is related to

    Submitted by BSOE on Dec 27, 10 at 1:03am
  • Was said macaroni "easy mac" or "extra cheesy"?

    Submitted by rikie83 on Dec 27, 10 at 8:51am
  • That is actually huge turn on for me.

    Submitted by hitinthc1 on Dec 27, 10 at 1:46am
  • @ TheHedgeHog my thoughts exactly. I imagined her texting the person she's sitting across the table from

    Submitted by WittlePwny on Dec 27, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Dump that stupid bitch. Then post pics of her marvelous cleavage. Do it now!

    Submitted by niceman on Dec 29, 10 at 4:34pm