I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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Was the OP at dinner with you and you were texting him from across the table? Also, it's only a turn-on if you a. take your top off to retrieve it or b. let me eat it off your boobies.
I vote for b.
Eating macaroni out of cleveage..... Yes. This is a turn-on
You should find more appealing actions to turn your man on.
"For the sake of our future." What does that even mean?
Yeah. That sounds a little hard..
I'm assuming this is related to http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-23561.html
Was said macaroni "easy mac" or "extra cheesy"?
Was it the FIRST time you did it?
That is actually huge turn on for me.
Dump that stupid bitch. Then post pics of her marvelous cleavage. Do it now!
@ TheHedgeHog my thoughts exactly. I imagined her texting the person she's sitting across the table from