I cockslap morals
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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