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  • yaaaay pittsburgggh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:06pm
  • wanna step into my office and do some blow?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Remember that class where I taught y'all how to make it rain? That's what I'm going to be doing every night. Dollar, dollar, bills y'all.

    Submitted by Dr_girlfriend on May 31, 10 at 11:55am
  • @4:05 YOU'RE FUCKING OUT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:11pm
  • let him watch what is being consecrated here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:07pm
  • whoa whoa whoa man, fuck all of you !!! ahhhhhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:16pm
  • it was the eggrolls not the XTC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Listen here you beautiful bitch. I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.

    Submitted by ahakalmazian on Sep 16, 10 at 12:12am
  • a blonde can/will never be classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Lol first. Who is Kenny Powers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:05pm
  • now you're just like a vagina with a mullet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:23am
  • Eastbound and down, dumbasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:46pm
  • Principal: "Apparently he was taking to many of the pain pills the doctors were prescribing him." Kenny Powers:" Holy Shit you can die from that??!!" Bwahahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:44pm
  • i remember reading this/ hearing this somewhere else... might have been on this site but i cant remember.... sounds SO familiar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 6:13pm
  • "fuck that noise..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:45am
  • how can nebody be classier than kenny powers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:10am
  • you don't know what kind of shit i have either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:45am
  • Kenny Fuckin' Powers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:32pm
  • No I did not just cum in my pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:02pm
  • who is kenny powers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:12pm
  • yeah i hurt myself, hurt my nose...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:44pm
  • dont stare at we with those dead eyes, you church bitch!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:40pm
  • ahaha @5:23 that's my favorite one i also love "honey, I love you, I think you're a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fuckin' dickhead"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:54pm
  • i'm f'ing in! you're f'ing out! Kenny Powers is an American legend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:13pm
  • kenny powers is as classy as it gets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:01am
  • Let's take this party to phase 2.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:55am
  • There are a lot of shitty texts from the Burgh lately.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:01pm
  • "NO I WILL NOT STOP YELLING BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN I LOST THE FIGHT!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:29pm
  • ive got an arm like a cannon, a cock like a python, and the mind of a scientist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:15pm
  • uhh I just saw two boys raping a sixth grader

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:54pm
  • 4:06 I don't think that you fully understand the concept of being classy. Also, don't confuse hate with jealousy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:35am
  • "I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:41pm
  • i brought a shotgun and bottled of tanqueray and showed those people the best fuckin time theyve ever seen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:11am
  • listen you beautiful bitch, i'm about to fuck you up with some truth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:42pm
  • 4:05 why are you laughing if you don't know who he is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:15pm
  • kenny powers... the one that can trow a baseball faster than FUCK. the man with the golden dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:42am
  • kenny powers is the fuckin man be proud to look like him lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Mullets are not okay. EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:19pm