he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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