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  • who doesnt swallow?! honestly i think itd be worse to spit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:12am
  • ohio is for lovers.. bull - NY is the best biatches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:17pm
  • 11:03, I don't know about that. Alot of the chicks on here purport to swallow and do anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:08am
  • Good point 11:12 I would also have accepted "nice girls don't spit"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:30am
  • I know the feeling. I will have to steal this line to describe my level of success with women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:13am
  • hahhaa awww that sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:08pm
  • Im not the only one who thinks the blackberry call is sorta like a clit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:17pm
  • 10:58 this site is probably not where you want to meet chicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:03am
  • Good sorce of practice. At least when you get some you won't demolish their clit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:18pm
  • 10:53 I want to lick and suck on your clit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:58am
  • You suck man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:56pm
  • DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:03pm
  • I got a condom left, i'll mail it to ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:36pm
  • If u don't know what a clit is, your to young to be on this site... hopefully u were sarcastic...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:53am
  • 2:17, clearly 540 is in Virginia not Ohio...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:41pm
  • 11:10 you are hilarious. I hope it makes up for your little friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:21pm
  • DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:56am
  • You need to get laid. i got one left, you can have it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:35pm
  • ^or...funniest. Im not really sure which yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:10pm
  • hahaha 517 bitches. and sucks 2 be u if ya only got tht blackberry to touch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:20pm
  • try getting a girl really drunk...the more they drink the lower thier standards get.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:47am
  • lol my area code, doesn't surprise me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:00pm
  • Well if you didn't live in you moms basement and play WoW all night long maybe you could meet a nice easy chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:54am
  • i agree 12:18..its good practice. you'll wow the next girl you're with!! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:03pm
  • LOL never even thought of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:17am
  • Sad story my friend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:52am
  • i love in the fucking 540 i am ashamed of my people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:11pm
  • my clit is like a small penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:08am
  • wow. i bet you're a real catch 540.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:04am
  • what does a clit feel like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:46am
  • oh god, what a failure of life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:56pm
  • I love my BlackBerry's clit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:33pm
  • this is a sad moment in the life of a man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:11pm
  • My penis is like a small penis. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:10am
  • NEVER GET MARRIED!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:47pm
  • My clit actually is just like the roller ball on a blackberry.. a tiny bit bigger though smooth wet.... and im thinking of getting my vch pierced though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:53am
  • aww, poor guy. i think yours is one of the saddest stories on here. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:09pm
  • You're an embarrassment to all of us 540 sluts... This state is for lovers and one night stands... Stop being a wuss and get some strange kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:40am
  • What a sad life you live!!! When all else fails, bang a fat chick!

    Submitted by kibbz on Jan 15, 11 at 10:40pm
  • I think it's time to move on to plan B...

    Submitted by flabbyarms on Jul 10, 10 at 11:31am
  • Just don't spunk on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:49am
  • haha, my boyfriend plays with my blackberry all the time..never thought of it looking like i clit before though lol. i'll watch him next time and hopefully i'll get turned on:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:57pm
  • U have no fuckin life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:24pm
  • oh, how sad...:D

    Submitted by woahhitskate on Jan 14, 10 at 10:39pm
  • No offense but that is just SAD...a roller ball? Come on dude go out in the world and get a girlfriend...

    Submitted by JockeyGirl on Mar 28, 10 at 1:09pm
  • haha I ALWAYS think that the blackberry ball looks like a clit, and I get turned on whenever I see a guy with a blackberry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:34am