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  • 74 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:12am

    who doesnt swallow?! honestly i think itd be worse to spit

  • 74 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:17pm

    ohio is for lovers.. bull - NY is the best biatches!

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:13am

    I know the feeling. I will have to steal this line to describe my level of success with women.

  • 62 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:30am

    Good point 11:12 I would also have accepted "nice girls don't spit"

  • 61 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:03am

    10:58 this site is probably not where you want to meet chicks

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:18pm

    Good sorce of practice. At least when you get some you won't demolish their clit

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:08am

    11:03, I don't know about that. Alot of the chicks on here purport to swallow and do anal.

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:03pm

    DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:08pm

    hahhaa awww that sucks

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:21pm

    11:10 you are hilarious. I hope it makes up for your little friend.

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:11pm

    this is a sad moment in the life of a man

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:11pm

    i love in the fucking 540 i am ashamed of my people

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:17pm

    Im not the only one who thinks the blackberry call is sorta like a clit!

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:58am

    10:53 I want to lick and suck on your clit

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:53am

    If u don't know what a clit is, your to young to be on this site... hopefully u were sarcastic...

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:41pm

    2:17, clearly 540 is in Virginia not Ohio...

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:47am

    try getting a girl really drunk...the more they drink the lower thier standards get.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:00pm

    lol my area code, doesn't surprise me

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:54am

    Well if you didn't live in you moms basement and play WoW all night long maybe you could meet a nice easy chick

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:03pm

    i agree 12:18..its good practice. you'll wow the next girl you're with!! ;)

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:08am

    my clit is like a small penis

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:17am

    LOL never even thought of it

  • 46 36
    Submitted by kibbz on Jan 15, 11 at 10:40pm

    What a sad life you live!!! When all else fails, bang a fat chick!

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:56pm

    You suck man

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:35pm

    You need to get laid. i got one left, you can have it

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:56am

    DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:10pm

    ^or...funniest. Im not really sure which yet.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:47pm

    NEVER GET MARRIED!!!

  • 47 43
    Submitted by flabbyarms on Jul 10, 10 at 11:31am

    I think it's time to move on to plan B...

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:20pm

    hahaha 517 bitches. and sucks 2 be u if ya only got tht blackberry to touch

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:04am

    wow. i bet you're a real catch 540.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:52am

    Sad story my friend!

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:36pm

    I got a condom left, i'll mail it to ya

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:46am

    what does a clit feel like?

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:57pm

    haha, my boyfriend plays with my blackberry all the time..never thought of it looking like i clit before though lol. i'll watch him next time and hopefully i'll get turned on:)

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:49am

    Just don't spunk on it.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:56pm

    oh god, what a failure of life.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:09pm

    aww, poor guy. i think yours is one of the saddest stories on here. :(

  • 44 48
    Submitted by JockeyGirl on Mar 28, 10 at 1:09pm

    No offense but that is just SAD...a roller ball? Come on dude go out in the world and get a girlfriend...

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:33pm

    I love my BlackBerry's clit!

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:10am

    My penis is like a small penis. :(

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:40am

    You're an embarrassment to all of us 540 sluts... This state is for lovers and one night stands... Stop being a wuss and get some strange kid

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:53am

    My clit actually is just like the roller ball on a blackberry.. a tiny bit bigger though smooth wet.... and im thinking of getting my vch pierced though

  • 50 84
    Submitted by woahhitskate on Jan 14, 10 at 10:39pm

    oh, how sad...:D

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:34am

    haha I ALWAYS think that the blackberry ball looks like a clit, and I get turned on whenever I see a guy with a blackberry

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:24pm

    U have no fuckin life