I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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