weddingsv make me drug and hornr
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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