Sry I called you an 8
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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