I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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